COMMUNITY SPOTLIGHT: Dirty_Computer Online Convention & Urgent Full Stack Web Dev Job

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Date: February 13th, Saturday

Time: 6:00 PM EST — ???

Location: ONLINE (SEE BELOW)

Website: https://www.yourcomputerisdirty.com/

Tickets: https://www.yourcomputerisdirty.com/tickets

First off, if you are a FULL Stack Web Developer and are looking for a 8–10 Day PAID project (with immediate start) please check it:

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Contact KINKOUTEVENTS if interested:

Website: https://www.kinkoutevents.com/

Twitter: https://twitter.com/kinkoutevents

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kinkoutevents/

Dirty_Computer is a techno_sexual digital conference that will heat up yr motherboard + firm up yr software.

Bring the a/s/l back to your DSL with an immersive evening of:

📡 technosexual interactive experiences
📠 stimulating talks
🕹 flirtatious n’ zany games
📻 circuit breaking performances
📎 ridiculous hijinks to help you + ur computer get yr groove_back.

Choose yr own adventure as you move through rooms of simultaneous events that’ll make you feel like a tween on AOL chat again.

Learn new kinky skillz, get yr brains pulsating, flirt, make art + meet new friends who are just as weird as you are.

{b e e p 📟 b e e p}

If you’d like to volunteer + add your fine RAM to this digital team, we want u!

Slide into our DMs, bb.

[[COVID-19 causing you financial stress?]]
Email us. We can help.

spoilers_ahead/ b_ware.

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Digital speed dating 4 the quarantine_age.

Join with a partner, a crew, or just yr own bad self, as our capricious matchmaking AI pairs you up for a series of speed-dates with sexy humans from 1 to 7 minutes. Afterward, you’ll have the opportunity to message with any matches you found intriguing to keep the banter going.

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Art history, but make it kinky + live + IRL.

The kinky side of art history collides with the artistic side of kink, in an event that will stimulate your intellect and your appetites. Explore Femdom in art with a rich history of artistic representations of powerful and sexual women, as well as a history of artists who were inspired by dominant female partners.

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A strip club + cam show bound to get you vibing.

Get your digital tips ready for authentic, high-quality performances and fun conversations with five hotties at this unique hybrid strip club web-cam show.
You can buy the dancers drinks, request your favorite song, and indulge in a POV lap-dance!

Find out more about Sanctuary here.

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Nerdy experts, bad advice + real dating dilemmas.

A throwback sex talk show for the quarantine age with special guest experts, bad advice + wild stories of dating in the bad sci-fi novel we live in now. Got quarantine bubble drama? Should you humblebrag about your antibodies on tinder? We got you.

Have a wild story? A weird question?
Reach OUT to us bb.

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The Digital Domming u know u need.

Our featured performers submit to a telepresence dominatrix. The future is here, and it is demanding. Enjoy the show, or play along at home . . . if you can keep up.

CW: dominance, submission, bondage, penetration, voyeurism, exhibitionism, impact play, corporal punishment, oral sex, power play

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Ruffle yr bustle + satisfy yr need for Bridgerton Szn 2.

Everything’s sexier in a petticoat, corset, or top hat, isn’t it? Let us regale you with stories ripped straight from the hemlines of the 1800s, along with other raunchy literary tales from a … more contemporary era.

CW: offensive language, discussion of sex, oral sex, BDSM, kink

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Sexy + true stories, told live by the hotties who lived ‘em.

Math Magazine, the authority in sex-positive media + authentic living, is bringing you a brand new podcast, hosted by Natalie Mlikota + featuring MacKenzie Peck, Founder + CEO of Math Magazine.

Guests will share their hot stories with our live audience (you!).

Find more information about Math here.

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A zany/nerdy pre_ party + explicitly wild after_ hours.

Come 4 befores n’ afters with yr fellow tech pervs — do sexy trivia over drinks to warm up and heat up the screen with wild performances at our afters because who TF needs a cool-down?

Ft. a playlist designed to evoke the 90’s digital dreams that’ll make you feel like a world champion hacker absolutely finger diddling a keyboard in yr basement AND an e-girl cam star fantasy all at the same time.

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Exciting new 3-D spaces to chatter n’ gather yr microchips.

Join us for an exclusive visit to an immersive + captivating 3-D world where you can gather and connect like an_ actual_ human.
Watch select broadcasts from inside our multiverse while hanging with your friends from their couches in a new way that feels like you’re standing right next to them — like at an actual party.

[PSSST: This platform is not even AVAILABLE to the general PUBLIC yet. We CANNOT FN WAIT to show u.]

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North East New Jersey DEFCON Group Chapter. Dirty Jersey Represent! We meet at Sub Culture once a month to hack on technology projects! www.defcon201.org

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